Chapter 243 - Where Did Daddy Teemo Go?

Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation  Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation

Running into their opponent’s blue buff and entering stealth, this kind of behavior could only be done by little kids.

Thankfully, after standing there for a while, Teemo shook his tail and turned to run toward the top lane.

***

Both teams went to their respective lanes, and Team Galaxy was on the combination of Caitlyn and Zyra.When they had reached their lane, they realized it was only Ezreal who was present.

“Teemo should have stealth somewhere around.” The ADC—Redhead from Team Galaxy said.

“I know that, idiot. Since it’s a Teemo Support, we’ll definitely kill him.” The Support—Shock said.

If Teemo didn’t move for 2 seconds, he gained invisibility. Since there was only Ezreal in the lane, the Bot duo of Team Galaxy was confident that that son of a b*tch Teemo was hiding somewhere in the bottom lane. He was waiting for them to push the minion wave, and then he would blow out his poisonous darts.

FIRST BLOOD!

Suddenly, a strangled scream came from the top lane!

2 minutes 14 seconds!

First blood in less than a minute into the game again!

What was more surprising was that it turned out to be Teemo who had gotten first blood, the left side of the announcement wordings were clearly showing Teemo’s adorable smile!

Shock and Redhead who were at the bottom lane looked at each other in surprise, what the hell, why was Teemo at the top lane!

That would mean that Ezreal had been alone at the bottom lane all along, they had been tricked!

If the bottom lane was a 2v1, it was easy to control the minion wave to ensure your opponent would be hard-pressed to get the farm and experience. However, since they had thought that Teemo was hiding somewhere, they hadn’t dared to harass Ezreal too much. Who would’ve known that Ezreal had been alone for real all along, comfortably taking in experience from the minions he killed and leveling up to level two!

The top lane—Flattop’s face was twitching in anger.Picking Teemo in an official match was one thing, what he hadn’t expected was for this damn Teemo to stealth and camp at his lane!

Luocheng hadn’t upgraded his Q-Blinding Dart, but together with the damage from Da Luo’s Lee Sin at level one, taking the first blood was easy.

“Shit, like that also can!”

Huang Yu, Xiao Tongtong, Xiao Dao and Qin Ying were all speechless!

This was similar to a petty child’s play!

A lot of times, if you wanted to know if the Teemo player was a kid or not, all you had to do was see if he was stupidly camping in the lane.

After planting the wards, Teemo had made a beeline for the top lane and hidden himself, waited until both Tops appeared, and waited till Lee Sin had Ignited his opponent before making an appearance!

Flattop was using Riven, and at level one, she was not too afraid of Lee Sin. Who knew that Teemo would appear at her back, shooting out the dart from behind her…

First blood, he had given out the first blood just like that!

Using this kind of stupid pathetic method that you normally see in games before you reached level 30, and he had really managed to f*cking take the first blood from the top lane!

You had to understand that this method was similar to five champions camping in a bush, waiting for their opponent to face-check in order to get the first and second kill by ambushing them.

You are already at level 30, could you not use such petty childish method, and whatmore, in a professional game!

However, what could you say?

Luocheng had managed to use a level 20 tactic to claim first blood from the top lane!

***

“Damn it, you even KS-ed me!” Da Luo exclaimed, a touch unhappy.

Pushing the lane with Teemo, the minion wave had reached the turret. Once Luocheng reached level two, he activated Move Quick, running toward the opponent’s blue buff. There was a ward planted in the blue buff, and he could see the Jungler preparing to take the buff.

When Luocheng headed toward the opponent’s jungle area, Da Luo and Zhou Yan also followed.

Don’t think that you could get this blue buff!

The three of them entered the jungle at the same time, and Shyvanna could only watch as her beloved blue buff was stolen right in front of her eyes.

Top lane gave a kill, the Jungler lost a buff, this was the same pace they had set in their previous matches.

Luckily, their opponent Jungler was smart and let go of the blue buff to farm at the top lane so that the level difference wouldn’t be too big.

How to put it, the game had only just begun and Luocheng’s Teemo had already made them suffer like eating flies.

***

You could tell that Team Galaxy seemed to have good control over the disadvantage they had, after encountering such feats in the beginning, they were slowly recovering as the game progressed.

Luocheng didn’t bother going to the bottom lane to assist Ezreal, instead, he always camped at the top lane, intending to fully crush Riven!

Unfortunately for poor Riven, apart from getting experience from the minion wave, her CS had yet to go beyond double digits.

Even if she were to buy defense items, she wasn’t sure whether she should get magic resist or armor! If things went on like this, she wouldn’t even have enough gold to buy pots!

At the bottom lane, Ezreal was farming and leveling normally. His levels were always higher than the other side, and adding on the range of his Q, farming was not really a problem for him.

***

In the next ten minutes, their opponent Jungler had to abandon his blue buff once again.

And in the other lanes, another problem had arisen.

That is, the moment you couldn’t find Teemo on the map, Team Galaxy had to signal the rest of the other lanes and their Jungler.

“Teemo, missing!”

“Shit, wasn’t he at your top lane!”

“Damn, he’s stealth again.”

***

“What the f*ck, Teemo was missing, why didn’t you say anything. I had to use my Flash!” Team Galaxy’s Mid—Lu Lian scolded angrily.

“I…I thought he was in stealth at the top lane.”

“F*ck, the Dragon will be taken at this rate!”

***

Seriously, not knowing when it started, whenever Teemo vanished from the map, Team Galaxy would get inexplicably flustered and panicked. They would feel like the surrounding bushes were imprinted with Teemo’s cheeky smile, and they would be unable to farm in peace. This level of threat was not even achieved by the other side’s Jungler, and if you weren’t careful, it was extremely painful.

Once he vanished from the map, they didn’t dare to engage. They didn’t dare to farm if he was missing, and they had to waste gold on Vision Wards when he went missing.

Can you imagine the feeling of needing to be overly cautious about a Teemo Support, which surpassed even the whereabouts of the Jungler?

The worse was that sometimes when he vanished from the map, it wasn’t because he was on the move, but he just f*cking stood still and went invisible!

If you thought the opponent was going to launch an aggressive assault, sorry, I was just taking a break there.

***

There weren’t many kills in the game, but Top’s experience gain, Jungler’s level, and the Mid’s income had been completely thwarted.

Ping! Ping!

Klung! Klung!

It seemed like in the early game, the game play of Team Galaxy was like the popular drama being aired now, ‘Where did daddy go?’.

In Team Scarlet’s view of the game, Luocheng’s Teemo really was their daddy. This daddy was carrying the top lane, harassing as a Support, even as a Jungler, stealing buffs and ganking, planting wards, he was playing every role!

***

“We can’t go on like this. Farm a while more, then we’ll force a teamfight!” Lu Lian couldn’t take it anymore.

He wasn’t even sure if this was feasible, with a stealthy Teemo running around their top lane, middle lane and jungle area like wild dogs and chickens on the road…What made him even more speechless was that the bottom lane was a 2v1,and yet, they still couldn’t obtain a higher advantage in that lane!

A teamfight, that’s what they needed.

In teamfights, Teemo was basically useless. Their Support—Zyra, had great CC abilities and would play a big role in the teamfights.

***

“Contest for Dragon with them!” Hedgehog said.

“Are you crazy, that area is full of mushrooms. They have vision control everywhere, engaging in a teamfight there would be suicidal. What the hell, why haven’t you both bought Oracle’s Elixir!” Lu Lian scolded as he eyed the Support and Jungler’s items.

“It just ran out…” Hedgehog replied with a bitter smile.

The Jungler’s income was not very good, and maintaining Oracle’s Elixir was just dragging him down.

Previously, Zyra had gone around dewarding the wards and mushrooms. After getting killed once by Teemo, she had decided to concentrate on harassing and blocking Ezreal’s growth instead.

“I’ll get Oracle’s Elixir in a moment, we’ll give them the Dragon and push the middle lane then!” Zyra said.

Reaching an agreement, Team Galaxy began to push the middle lane. Pushing the middle lane yielded results that were obvious, because the other side only had four champions, they didn’t dare to engage easily.

After grouping up at the middle lane, Team Galaxy didn’t need to be overly concerned about where that bloody Teemo was. Even if he was in stealth or pushing another lane, as long as they grouped up, Teemo was useless and wouldn’t be able to contribute at all!

***

“If we don’t fight soon, our turret will go down.” Zhou Yan mentioned.

“Yeah, get ready for a teamfight.” Lin Dong said as he nodded his head in agreement, controlling Syndra and trying to find an appropriate opportunity to launch a Dark Sphere.

“Boss, can you push a lane and get a turret down. What’s the use of camping right here?” Da Luo glanced at Luocheng who was standing at the side of the field where the teamfight would most likely happen.

“Don’t worry, you guys fight, I’ll clean up.”

“Clean your head!”

Teemo was a champion completely not suitable for teamfights, his usefulness could definitely be seen when going against opponents who weren’t willing to buy Vision Wards or Oracle’s Elixir.

Pom!

Syndra’s Dark Sphere exploded outward, stunning the opponent’s Jungler. They didn’t have time to waste, Team Skycrown needed to engage decisively!

Da Luo’s Lee Sin performed a beautiful maneuver, guaranteed to awe the audience! He threw out a Q—Sonic Wave and it landed on its target, planting down a ward, he cast Safeguard toward it, shifting his position!

Following up quickly with a Flash to the back of Shyvanna who was still stunned, a beautiful roundhouse kick knocked Shyvanna directly under the turret where his teammates were waiting!

Shyvanna flew, stumbling right into the turret and hitting it hard!

Lee Sin then activated his Resonating Strike, flying back toward Shyvanna smoothly in style. It would seem as if it was Shyvanna herself that had stepped out from her team’s lines into the opponent’s side!

This series of maneuvers were completed in a short couple of seconds, Xiao Dao also used Lee Sin, but he had never tried this combo before in a teamfight!

That step of sticking to the opponent, knocking her back toward his team, and subsequently smoothly navigating out from that chaotic situation…

The whole process was so smooth, it was unbelievable unless you saw it with your own eyes!