Chapter 353 - Hey, Hey, Hey

Chapter 353 Hey, Hey, HeyTang Duo has been eager to float river lanterns long time ago. She can’t wait to leave excitedly as soon as she finishes eating.

“I’m afraid I will not go.” Fang Diandian says goodbye to them at the gate of the restaurant.

Tang Cao is not happy again. He asks, “Why don’t you go with us? Floating river lanterns here is very effective. You don’t even have a boyfriend now. Why not pray to have more pursuers?”

“Because I prayed yesterday.” Fang Diandian rolls her eyes at him and says, “If I pray many times, Bodhisattva will feel annoyed.”

“You… You’ve prayed?” Tang Cao stammers, “What did you pray? Did you really pray for more pursuers?”

Fang Diandian nods her head fiercely, “Almost! You also suggested me like that just now, didn’t you?”

“I mean…” Tang Cao is like a cat that is stepped on its tail. He complains, “You never listen to me. Why do you listen to this time?”

Fang Diandian shakes her head, “What do you want? You always chatter interminably like an old lady. Tang Cao, do you have an early menopause?”

Tang Cao is so mad and still wants to refute. But Fang Diandian has waved her hand and gone away with Tang Duo. Looking at her happy figure, Tang Cao’s face turns dark slowly.

“Elder Sister, let’s float river lanterns!” Chen Xiaopang says and buys a lantern from somewhere. He plans to pray to be energetic after sleeping with two women.

Tang Cao grabs him, “Why do you float river lanterns? It’s a superstition. Bodhisattva won’t bless a beast like you.”

“F**k, Tang Cao, let me go! Where are you taking me? No! Police…”

Tang Cao puts his arm on Chen Xiaopang’s throat and drags him away.

“Why is my uncle angry?” Gungun doesn’t understand.

Tang Duo touches her son’s head and says, “Ignore him. Let’s go to float river lanterns.”

She seems to have a deep obsession with floating river lanterns. Lang Ruoxian supports her all the time. When writing on the lanterns by the river, he also writes a sentence seriously. Then they make lanterns float on the river.

“Wuyou, you’d better dress like that next time!” Gungun points to the girl who dresses Han-style clothes not far away. Then he says, “She’s good-looking.”

Tang Duo sees that there are many young girls in Han-style or ancient clothes and photo studios are taking pictures for these girls. This kind of physical scene is much lively than the background cloth in the studio. Behind them, different shapes of festive lanterns are floating on the river. At the end of fireworks and lotus lanterns, mountains seem to smile in the distance.

“Lang Ruoxian!” Tang Duo can’t help throwing herself on him and sighs, “How handsome you are!”

Lang Ruoxian hug her in his arms. She is also the most beautiful woman in his eyes. The atmosphere now is really romantic. He stares at Tang Duo smilingly and asks, “Have you made a decision?”

“Yes.” Tang Duo naturally knows what he means. She says, “You like me so much and we have three children. Besides, you are so good-looking and rich. So I will continue to be your wife! You are right. Even if I can never remember the previous years, you will help me create more memories about us in the future.”

She has no reason to be indifferent to such a man. Since she loves him, she will let him stay with her.

“Hua…” Lang Ruoxian embraces her tightly and says, “Thank you.”

His voice is gravelly, but drowns out the sounds of fireworks around them.

“Well, it really happened that I could only hear your voice in the world!” Tang Duo praises herself, “It’s real that you are my true love.”

Lang Ruoxian laughs, “Well, my true love. Shall we go back?”

“But I’m not sleepy.” Tang Duo looks at her watch and says, “I’ve fallen asleep in the afternoon.”

The man’s eyes suddenly become deep, with only her silhouette inside. He says, “We can do something else.”

“…” Why does she feel so exciting?

After thinking for a moment, Tang Duo says frankly, “OK! Let’s go back.”

“It seems that Lulu’s lantern has sunk.” Gungun always pays attention to the festive lanterns. Gungun touches the dog’s head to comfort it, “You must pray to eat more snacks every day. So the Bodhisattva refuses you.”

“Woof…” Lulu howls.

At the same time, the lantern with a few dog’s paw prints on it finally sinks to the bottom of the river.

“Gungun! Wuyou! We’ll go back.” Tang Duo calls them.

Gungun looks at his lantern and asks, “Mom, what if our lanterns sink after we leave?”

“It will sink sooner or later even if you are here.” Tang Duo tells him, “All the lanterns will sink at last, but Bodhisattva has heard our wish.”

Gungun ponders for a while and feels the characters he wrote on his lantern are too small. He is afraid that the Bodhisattva can’t see them.

“The Bodhisattva does not look with eyes, but with his heart.” Tang Duo squats down and looks at her son. She says, “Gungun, you should remain true to your original aspiration. One day your wish will come true.”

Gungun looks at Wuyou who nods her head.

“Okay! I see. Let’s go back!”

Lulu seems to think that only its own lantern sinks. So it refuses to leave when passing by the stall selling river lanterns. So Tang Duo buys a new one for Lulu and hangs it on dog’s body.

Lulu finally runs forward happily with its four limbs. Gungun follows it and asks it to run less slowly.

“Good night, Mom!” Wuyou says. She grabs Gungun to go to the second floor as soon as she enters the yard.

Tang Duo wanted to follow them and made them take a bath and go to bed. But Wuyou says, “Mom, you’d better accompany Dad! He has a strong androgen smell in his body.”

“…”

What the hell? What’s the smell?

Tang Duo is shocked seeing two little kids and a dog going to their room. She turns to ask Lang Ruoxian, “Did I just misheard?”

“You know Wuyou’s nose is sensitive.” Lang Ruoxian is not embarrassed to be seen through by his daughter. He says, “Since she has reminded you, we should go back to our room quickly.”

Tang Duo has a bad premonition, which finally becomes true when she is hugged by him and sleeps with him. Then he holds her to take a bath. Tang Duo finally realizes that a man who has suppressed sensual passion for a year is so crazy.

“I’m sleepy.” She says seriously.

Lang Ruoxian holds her out of the bathroom, and hugs her again as soon as she lies in the bed. Tang Duo feels him so sly. He is clear about the sensitive parts of her body and even knows her body better than herself.

When Tang Duo is allowed to sleep, she casts a glance at the clock on the wall. It has been five o’clock in the morning!

“Don’t ask me to eat. I’ll sleep until I wake up naturally.” She kicks Lang Ruoxian a few times and closes her eyes to sleep deeply. When she wakes up, the clock on the wall shows it gets to after 1 p.m…

Tang Duo kneads her waist and gets out of bed, feeling that her legs are so numb.

“Is Mom awake?”

“We’d better not enter into the room. Dad will be angry if we wake Mom up by noise.”

“Woof…”

“Lulu, don’t bark, or you will be stewed into a dog pot.”

While brushing her teeth, Tang Duo happily hears Gungun’s muttering outside. After cleaning her up, she opens the door and goes out.

“Mom?” As soon as Gungun sees her coming out, he immediately shouts out, “Dad! Mom is awake.”

Lang Ruoxian comes in from the outside with his mobile phone. He looks at Tang Duo with extremely hot eyes. Tang Duo is not shy at all. She raises her hand and says hello to him. Then she asks, “I’m starving. Have you eaten yet?”

“We had rice balls this morning.” Gungun shouts, “The rice balls here are so big and there are so many fillings in them!”

Lang Ruoxian touches her hands to make sure she is warm, and then says, “I haven’t eaten. I want to wait for you to eat together.”

“Then let’s go to eat quickly!” Tang Duo puts on her coat and says, “We can play for a bit after eating and go home before six o’clock.”

Today they go to another small restaurant. Tang Duo begins to think of her younger brother after she orders dishes and eats for a while.

“Where’s Tang Cao?”

“Uncle went back at noon.” Gungun says, “He seems to be in a hurry.”

Tang Duo frowns, “Didn’t he stay with Diandian?”

Gungun shakes his head. He doesn’t know.

“No.” Lang Ruoxian blows to cool the fish soup for Tang Duo and says, “Fang Diandian and her classmates go to sketch outside the ancient town today.”

“This guy…” Tang Duo murmurs. Knowing that Tang Cao is still alive, she stops worrying about him.

After dinner, the family go to visit another two scenic spots. Then it is getting darker. But they don’t return until the shop selling steamed stuffed buns opens and they buy some buns there. When they arrive home, it’s just in time to have dinner. Tang Duo isn’t hungry. So she hugs the twins and plays with them.

“Mom, hasn’t Tang Cao come back?”

Bai Susu asks questioningly, “Is he back? I thought he played happily so that he stayed there. By the way, why did he suddenly go to find you yesterday?”

“He didn’t come for us.” Tang Duo smiles meaningfully. Then she tells her mother the story about Fang Diandian.

Bai Susu looks gratified, “He finally understands it.”

“Mom, you think so well.” Tang Duo pouts, “In my view, it will be a long process!”

Tang Cao and Chen Xiaopang are in a private room of a clubhouse now. Chen Xiaopang is playing PUBG with others in his phone. Tang Cao also holds his phone, but he is reading a novel.

“Are you sure women will like the story?” Tang Cao tries not to spit himself out. He just now read a novel called The Pregnant Substitute Bride Runs Away, which makes him disgusted by its hero and heroine.

“I don’t believe Fang Diandian will like this setting.” Tang Cao throws his phone away and seizes Chen Xiaopang by the throat. He asks, “Do you deliberately frame me?”

Chen Xiaopang is killed in the game. After he and his teammates scold each other for a while, he puts down his phone and asks in reply, “How do you know Diandian doesn’t like it? How many times have you been in love?”

“…Never.”

“That’s it!” Chen Xiaopang says proudly, “You don’t know what girls like at all. You even just knew that you like her, which shows you are so obtuse.”

Tang Cao shrinks himself to the corner and asks, “But it’s too theatrical that you let me chase Fang Diandian like the hero in the novel.”

Should he learn from those presidents in the novel to find a woman and then take her to provoke Fang Diandian?

“Look, this is the woman I like. We are going to get married.”

“I have never loved you. I treat you well just because you look like her.”

“Since you left, I found that my world can’t live without you. Ah!”

Tang Cao retches. He is so disgusted to think about these lines. He will never learn that.

“…Is that the case in those books?” Chen Xiaopang is also surprised.

“God, you never read them. How dare you let me learn it?”