Satire~

Incomparable irony.

The slap came too quickly, but it caught sun Hongyu unprepared. His old face stood there with an iron face.

Compared with the effect, Liu lifeI seems heartless and heartless. She takes all kinds of selfie with her mobile phone and plans to send a wave of force to her circle of friends.

It seems that he has long forgotten the ridicule that Lu Yu can only rely on cleaning to send bullshit about his circle of friends.

"Lu Yu, you came down from the land cruiser in the parking lot just now?"

Lin muxue can't wait to ask. This question has puzzled her for a long time.

"Yes, because Millennium ginseng is more valuable, brother Nu is afraid of danger, so he specially escorts me to put ginseng in a safe place."

Lu Yu nodded and said faintly.

Bang!

"What?!"

"Parking lot, is it you or not?"

Boom, it was like thunder. Looking at Lu Yu's handsome smiling face, Liu lifeI was stunned there. Due to a loss of mind, her fingers couldn't help loosening, and her mobile phone fell to the ground. She forgot to pick it up!

Liu lifeI didn't think that it was Lu Yu who wanted to be a monkey and a junior?!

She claims to be an elite, but today she wants to have a child with the humble person she despises most?!

Poof!

"If it weren't for your dog skin, I might have believed it!"

"Lu Yu, I didn't expect you to be a little clever and almost bluff me. No wonder Lin muxue is dead set on you!"

Sun Hongyu, who had been oppressed all the time, suddenly sneered and looked at Lu Yu's security suit. His depression cleared away, as if he had figured out something:

"I'm a security guard. In order to pretend to force you to buy off the security guards below, have you been waiting for us here for a long time?!"

"Or I'll be cheated by you if I have eyes like a torch!"

"Yes! I said, "how can this loser get on the VIP aisle!"

Liu lifeI also suddenly realized that she quickly picked up the dropped mobile phone and disdained to say:

"Only in this way can it be explained. As poor as he is, he is not qualified to take the VIP channel. My brother Hongyu is not qualified!"

Lin muxue frowned slightly and explained:

"It's not like that. I saw general Nu just now. Lu Yu came up from general Nu, and..."

"Come on, my good sister, don't cover up for him. How can you lower your value for this junk?"

Liu lifeI glanced at the corners of her mouth, interrupted Lin muxue and mocked:

"In addition to cheating, with real skills, he is not qualified to go up all his life!"

"Lu Yu, you've made a lot of money to pretend!"

Sun Hongyu sneered:

"I borrowed 100000 yuan from Mu Xue in the medicine market and bought a big radish. Now I spend money to bribe the security guard. See what you take to buy a birthday gift for grandma Mu Xue!"

"The two thousand dollars are gone?"

Lin muxue seemed to recall and hurriedly asked.

"I gave the money to cleaning aunt because she is better than..."

Lu Yu smiled bitterly. He really forgot about it. He was penniless again in his pocket, but there was no need to worry about the birthday gift. He was going to prepare xiaozaohua pill with Millennium ginseng, which could definitely satisfy grandma muxue.

"Come on, don't explain. You don't have shit skills. You spend money very quickly."

With an impatient face, Liu lifeI directly interrupted Lu Yu and took Lin muxue to the exhibition area:

"Sister Lin, grandma's birthday is tomorrow. We have to hurry up and let brother Hongyu help you later."

"Mu Xue's grandmother is my family. I gave the gift money!"

With a big hand, sun Hongyu was very forthright and took advantage of Lin muxue.