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I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!
Action Author：Yiqian Qingdai0
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UpdateTime：2024-06-15 12:06
I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn’t help... more>>I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn’t help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.Firstly, what in the world is the “Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis” spell? And don’t even get me started on the “Osteoporosis” spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like “Blood Burn,” “Gradual Freeze,” and “Mental Chaos.” Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn’t help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield “Doomstorm” and “Ice Age,” swordsmen boast “Sword Rain: Homecoming” and “Wind-Cutter Slash,” while archers showcase “Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars” and “Storm Arrow.” Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named “Cancer Cell Proliferation,” “T-Virus Infection,” and “Rabies Outbreak.”In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, “Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!”Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, “Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don’t know!”Even a boss character confesses, “Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys! back<<
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《I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!》All Section Catalog
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Chapter 1 - 1 Chapter 1: Professional Awakening? Nine-Star Career!
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Chapter 2 - 2 Chapter 2, Class Beauty Song Chaoyu? Failed!
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Chapter 3 - 3 Chapter 3: What the Hell is My Priest's Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique?
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Chapter 4 - 4 Chapter 4: The First Profession Ever to Appear in History?
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Chapter 5 - 5 Chapter 5: Letting you be my girlfriend is giving you face!
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Chapter 6 - 6 Chapter 6 Damn it, Liang Feifan!
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Chapter 7 - 7 Chapter 7 The Terrifying Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique!
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Chapter 8 - 8 Chapter 8: Increasing Skill Proficiency? I Have a Way!
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Chapter 9 - 9 Chapter 9: Therapeutic Skills? Does causing diarrhea count?
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Chapter 10 - 10 Chapter 10 I'm treating constipation, why are you giving me enteritis relaxant?
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Chapter 11 - 11 Chapter 11: Capturing the Priest Guild!
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Chapter 12 - 12 Chapter 12 The Mysterious Girl's Request?
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Chapter 13 - 13 Chapter 13 LV3 Characteristics! Anal fissure!
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Chapter 14 - 14 Chapter 14: Ambush on Yao Zhixue! The Mysterious Nine-Star Occupation!
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Chapter 15 - 15 Chapter 15 - The Horror of Anal Fissure Features! Powerful AOE Control!
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Chapter 16 - 16 Chapter 16: Night Watchman? The Effect of Random Anatomy!
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Chapter 17 - 17 Chapter 17: Special Items that can Increase Permanent Attribute Points!
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Chapter 18 - 18 Chapter 18: Night Watchman Shen Nanfeng? Dawn for nine days, die one day in advance!
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Chapter 19 - 19 Chapter 19: Raising Mutant Broilers for Two and a Half Years
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Chapter 20 - 20 Chapter 20: Using Shape to Supplement Shape? Using Kidneys to Supplement Kidneys!
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Chapter 21 - 21 Chapter 21: Chaos with Medicine! I say Snake Gallbladder, You Say Medicine!
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Chapter 22 - 22 Chapter 22: Trial Instance? A Life-and-Death Friendship!
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Chapter 23 - 23 Chapter 23: Attributes Soaring! Song Chaoyu's Reluctance?
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Chapter 24 - 24 Chapter 24: Trial Instances! Everyone Joins the Army!
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Chapter 25 - 25 Chapter 25 Invitation from the Night Watchman? The Secret of the Change Ability?
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Chapter 26 - Chapter 26: Chapter 26: Yao Zhixue’s Joining, Liang Feifan ‘s Stakes!
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Chapter 27 - Chapter 27: Chapter 27: Return to City Scroll? Enter the Instance!
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Chapter 28 - Chapter 28: Chapter 28: Big Brother, Quickly Draw the Monster’s Attention!
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Chapter 29 - Chapter 29: Chapter 29 What the hell is this job? One-shot kill!
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Chapter 30 - Chapter 30: Chapter 30: Brother Cheng, since when were you so awesome?
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Chapter 31 - Chapter 31: Chapter 31 Selling Roasted Fire Rats! Three yuan each, three for ten yuan!
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Chapter 32 - Chapter 32: Chapter 32 Can you do it or not?! I invite you to eat a fire rat’s tail-
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Chapter 33 - Chapter 33: Chapter 33: Yao Zhixue’s Ability!
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Chapter 34 - Chapter 34: Chapter 34 BOSS: Family, who understands.
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Chapter 35 - Chapter 35: Chapter 35: Yao Zhixue’s Profession, Dropping Equipment
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Chapter 36 - Chapter 36: Chapter 36: The Wandering Merchant
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Chapter 37 - Chapter 37: Chapter 37: Trade? Believe it or not, I’ll explode you!
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Chapter 38 - Chapter 38: Chapter 38: The Werewolf Heart Without Rank Limit!
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Chapter 39 - Chapter 39: Chapter 39: Breaking Sphere! The Rescue Plan for Yao Zhixue!
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Chapter 40 - Chapter 40: Chapter 40: Freaky man? A familiar figure!
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Chapter 41 - Chapter 41: Chapter 41: Spoils of War! New Change Ability!
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Chapter 42 - Chapter 42: Chapter 42 Black Sun Church Mass!
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Chapter 43 - Chapter 43: Chapter 43 Join! Information about the Black Sun Church!
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Chapter 44 - Chapter 44: Chapter 44: The Reincarnated! Breaking Rank Mission!
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Chapter 45 - Chapter 45: Chapter 45: You, Use Yao Zhixue as Bait!
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Chapter 46 - Chapter 46: Chapter 46: Night Watch Captain! Priest Skills!
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Chapter 47 - Chapter 47: Chapter 47 Night Watchman’s Night Market? Resurrection Technique!
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Chapter 48 - Chapter 48: Chapter 48 The Characteristics of Random Dissection Technique LV3!
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Chapter 49 - Chapter 49: Chapter 49: Hang up the BOSS for me to beat!
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Chapter 50 - Chapter 50: Chapter 50 Brother Ji: Can this Roasted Rat be Eaten?
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Chapter 51 - Chapter 51: Chapter 51: The Strongest Professionist on the Alien Battlefield!
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Chapter 52 - Chapter 52: Chapter 52: Appearance! Zhao Yunxiao’s Profession!
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Chapter 53 - Chapter 53: Chapter 53: The Fallen Ones Ignoring the Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique!
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Chapter 54 - Chapter 54: Chapter 54: Bloodthirst Technique + Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique!
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Chapter 55 - Chapter 55: Chapter 55: Void Fire Burns Mu Yao to Ashes!
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Chapter 56 - Chapter 56: Chapter 56 1 swallow, I swallow, I swallow!
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Chapter 57 - Chapter 57: Chapter 57 My Lord! Save me!!!
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Chapter 58 - Chapter 58: Chapter 58: Giant Thug VS Sailor Suit Loli
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Chapter 59 - Chapter 59: Chapter 59: Blessing in Disguise? Killing Fallen Ones yields Soul Power?
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Chapter 60 - Chapter 60: Chapter 60: Breakthrough Tasks? Light of Life!
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Chapter 61 - Chapter 61: Chapter 61: Acute gastroenteritis instant eruption technique! Awaken, my patients!
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Chapter 62 - Chapter 62: Chapter 62 LVIO! New job skill!
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Chapter 63 - Chapter 63: Chapter 63: A Skill for Lol! 1050 points of Mental Attribute ?!
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Chapter 64 - Chapter 64: Chapter 64: The True Master of Black Sun!
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Chapter 65 - Chapter 65: Chapter 65: The Black Sun Falls! A Great Opportunity!
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Chapter 66 - Chapter 66: Chapter 66 Cai Shen: I Have Four Fathers
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Chapter 67 - Chapter 67: Chapter 67 Liang Feifan: My choice, indeed, was not wrong!
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Chapter 68 - Chapter 68: Chapter 68: The First Light breaking Nine Days! Night Watchman Fallen?
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Chapter 70 - Chapter 70: Chapter 70: You’re not Song Chao Yu! You are the Lord of the Black Sun!
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Chapter 71 - Chapter 71: Chapter 71: News about the Secret Realm? She must join the Night’s Watch!
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Chapter 72 - Chapter 72: Chapter 72: The Treasure that All Professionals Dream of!
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Chapter 73 - Chapter 73: Chapter 73: Four Secret Realms? Only One Spot Available!
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Chapter 74 - Chapter 74: Chapter 74: Cai Shen’s Opportunity? A Professional Clan!
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Chapter 75 - Chapter 75: Chapter 75: The Second Nine-Star Level New Professionist!
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Chapter 76 - Chapter 76: Chapter 76: Professionist of the Aristocratic Family! The Emperor of the Hundred War Blade?
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Chapter 77 - Chapter 77: Chapter 77: The Only Occupation in the Whole Xia Country! Upgrade Skills!
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Chapter 78 - Chapter 78: Chapter 77: The Only Occupation in the Whole Xia Country! Upgrade Skills! _2
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Chapter 79 - Chapter 79: Chapter 77: The Only Occupation in the Entire Xia Country! Upgrade Skills! _3
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Chapter 80 - Chapter 80: Chapter 78: New Features? Are You Qualified to Join Our Team!
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Chapter 81 - Chapter 81: Chapter 78: New Features? Are You Qualified to Join Our Team! _2
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Chapter 82 - Chapter 82: Chapter 78 New Features? Do you qualify to team up with us! _3
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Chapter 83 - Chapter 83: Chapter 79: Does the New Team Member Want to Try the Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique?
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Chapter 84 - Chapter 84: Chapter 79: Does the New Team Member Want to Try the Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique?_2
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Chapter 85 - Chapter 85: Chapter 79: New team member wants to try the Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique? _3
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Chapter 86 - Chapter 86: Chapter 80: Do I Have a Friend? The Rules Between the Aristocracy and the Commons!
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Chapter 87 - Chapter 87: Chapter 80: Do I Have a Friend? The Rules Between the Aristocracy and the Commons!_2
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Chapter 88 - Chapter 88: Chapter 80 Do I Have a Friend? The Rules
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Chapter 89 - Chapter 89: Chapter 81: The Lord of the Black Sun Has a Daughter? The Dragon Vein, Qjn Zheng!
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Chapter 90 - Chapter 90: Chapter 82: The Lord of the Black Sun Has a
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Chapter 91 - Chapter 91: Chapter 81: The Lord of the Black Sun Has a Daughter? The Dragon Vein, Qjn Zheng! _3
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Chapter 92 - Chapter 92: Chapter 82: Enter the Secret Realm! A Powerful Enemy in the Darkness!
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Chapter 93 - Chapter 93: Chapter 82: Enter the Secret Realm! A Powerful Enemy in the Darkness!_2
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Chapter 94 - Chapter 94: Chapter 82: Enter the Secret Realm! A Powerful Enemy in the Darkness!_3
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Chapter 95 - Chapter 95: Chapter 83: Can Half-Beasts Also Get
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Chapter 96 - Chapter 96: Chapter 83: Can Half-Beasts Also Get
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Chapter 97 - Chapter 97: Chapter 83: Can Half-Beasts Also Get Parkinson’s Disease? The Invincible Song Chaoyu! _3
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Chapter 98 - Chapter 98: Chapter 84: The special beastman troop! Jiaojiao, let go!
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Chapter 99 - Chapter 99: Chapter 84: The special beastman troop! Jiaojiao, let go!_2
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Chapter 100 - Chapter 100: Chapter 84: Beastmen Special Troops! Jiaojiao, let go quickly!_3
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Chapter 101 - Chapter 101: Chapter 85: Male Function +1%! Random hostility?
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Chapter 102 - Chapter 102: Chapter 85 Male Function +1%! Mysterious hostility? _2
